Hi! The name is Joie. I'm 21 years old. Residing on the west coast. I'm in a long distance relationship with the most wonderful person in the world. I reblog various things I find amusing and I tend to liveblog a lot. You name it, I probably like it. <3

officialcrow:

dekutree:

brownglucose:

saykilla:

actus-reas:

canadianthot:

um drake explain 

😨😨😳😳 what the fuck

& still would go to Maury

Well would you look at that.

that’s all you drake, all you forreal

its yoooouuuuurs nobody elses

(via pretty-nigga-brock)

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3 minutes ago

Bayley didn’t choose hug life; hug life chose Bayley.

(Source: theauthoritymadeyou, via kelsopending)

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3 minutes ago

sulfuricsugar:

jrunk:

kurentsee:

Imogen Heap helps invent gloves that will “change the way we make music”

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i would do anything to have these

holy fuck

(via ewme)

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roxymaniaaa:

Well….I’m just trying to process the fact that this tweet is actually legit! lmao Cena you’re so bad! 😄😳

roxymaniaaa:

Well….I’m just trying to process the fact that this tweet is actually legit! lmao Cena you’re so bad! 😄😳

(via truealpha)

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smalllindsay:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this. 

(via joeyjoe69)

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21 minutes ago

itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.

(via kelsopending)

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29 minutes ago

voyagehour:

i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself 

(via joeyjoe69)

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29 minutes ago

fuckloadofquiche:

kellymagovern:

Wayne Brady will always be cool to me because of this sketch. XD

Chappelle’s Show (2004)

The best part isn’t even in this gifset

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29 minutes ago

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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(Source: mangocarta, via fuckloadofquiche)

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geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(via joeyjoe69)

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30 minutes ago

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via joeyjoe69)

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